You might be a Redneck if....

This is not your typical "You might be a Redneck" joke, however, my Grandpa forwarded it to me, and I thought you might enjoy it!

You  might be a redneck if:  It  never occurred to you to 
be offended by the phrase,  'One nation, under God..' 

You might be a redneck  if:  You've never  protested about seeing 
the 10 Commandments  posted in public places. 

You might be a redneck  if:  You still  say ' Christmas' 
instead of 'Winter  Festival.'  


You might be a redneck  if:  You bow your  head when 
someone  prays. 

You might be a redneck  if:  You stand  and place your 
hand over your heart when they  play the National Anthem
You might be a  redneck if:  You treat  our armed forces 
veterans with great respect,  and always have.  


You might be a redneck  if:  You've never  burned an 
American flag, nor intend  to. 

You might be a redneck if:  You  know what you believe 
and you aren't afraid to say  so, no matter who is listening. 

You might be a redneck  if:  You respect  your elders and 
raised your kids to do the  same. 

You might be a redneck  if:  You'd give  your last dollar to
a friend.