This is not your typical "You might be a Redneck" joke, however, my Grandpa forwarded it to me, and I thought you might enjoy it!
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God..'
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing
the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas'
instead of 'Winter Festival.'
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when
someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your
hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem
You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces
veterans with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an
American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and
raised your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to
a friend.
Hmmmmm... I think I might be a Redneck!
ReplyDeleteYep, I'm a Redneck and proud of it!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas to you, Enola Gay, and your precious family.
NoCal Gal
Redneck, and Proud of it!
ReplyDeleteBill Smith
Well, I guess I'm a black(African-American to be politically correct) redneck! LOL
ReplyDeleteVERY proud to be a Redneck! :)
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas! :)
Everyone;
ReplyDeleteI, too, am proud to be a redneck. Can't think of a nicer compliment! Anonymous, as far as I can tell, real character transcends race and it's wonderful to call you Brother (or Sister)!
Enola
I'm a redneck! Great and fun post. Merry CHRISTmas!
ReplyDeleteSarah
Redneck family here. We also qualify for many of Jeff Foxworthy's requirements. lol. Hope everyone had a Merry Christmas. And on to a wonderful 2011.
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