Showing posts with label Joe Nobody. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joe Nobody. Show all posts

Friday, November 15, 2013

Bishop's Song

Finally!  Joe Nobody's newest Holding Their Own installment is here!  At this point it is available in Kindle format only, however, the print version will follow shortly.

Joe weaves an adventurous yarn full of TEOTWAWKI excitement, carrying the reader on a rollercoaster ride of end of the world thrills.  Sir Knight has been anxiously awaiting Holding Their Own VI: Bishop's Song, since he was laid up with a knee injury and devoured the first 5 books.

If you have a Kindle and have been awaiting Joe's new book, you can click on the link below and satisfy your Bishop and Terri craving.

Happy Reading!


Saturday, March 23, 2013

Hack Job!

My friend, Joe Nobody, wrote yesterday alerting me to a problem that has been plaguing his website was hacked.  Here is what Joe had to say about it....


My blog @ www.holdingyourground.com was attacked today. You guessed it...China.
 
We suffered 16,000 hits in less than an hour before the hosting company had to bring the site down.
 
Part of the site is now back up, but every time they try and restart the blog the attack begins again.
 
I think the novel Apocalypse Drift hit a nerve. It's primary plot is a Chinese based cyber-attack on the USA.
 
I just hate it when I make several billion people mad.

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Needless to say, Joe has been having a heck of a time trying to get his site back up and running.  If any of you have been trying, unsuccessfully, to visit Holding Your Ground, don't give up, the site will be up as quickly as possible.

Thank you all for your patience!

Friday, January 25, 2013

High Capacity Semi-Automatic Firearms


Why does anyone need a high capacity semi-automatic firearm?


I write instruction guides on defense and security for the average, everyday Joe Nobody. My readers are typically law abiding, peaceful folks who believe in self-reliance – a lifestyle and mindset more closely resembling that of our pioneering forbearers than anything remotely political or radical. In addition, I have taught countless hundreds of people from all walks of life the proper usage of a firearm for their specific need. I always recommend a rifle, such as the AR15, for home defense over a handgun. My reasoning for this recommendation is based on experience, logic and cold, hard facts.

Like most of you, I’ve watched the ongoing debate over gun control with a keen eye. In some aspects, I’m proud of the discussion – a clear indication of a republic at work. While the ebb and flow of arguments and political counterpoints has fueled considerable frustration from my perspective, one single question conspicuously repeats, apparently the fulcrum of the issue:

“Why does anyone need a high capacity semi-automatic firearm?”

In my writings, I recommend such a weapon for home and ranch defense for several reasons. The primary justification for any high capacity firearm (a lot of bullets in the magazine) being the proven inaccuracy of someone under life-threatening stress.

To understand what I mean, you need look no further than statistics for the New York City Police Department. According to data published in the New York Times (hardly a mouthpiece for the NRA), the well-trained, professional police officers in the nation’s largest city only hit their target with 1 out of every 5 shots fired in anger (or fear) – a ten year average of 18%.


That’s right, 1 of 5 for alert, on-duty, capable lawmen, and 77% of those shots occurred when no one was shooting back. What type of accuracy can a sleepy, poorly trained Joe Nobody expect when awakened in the middle of the night and scared to death for his family’s safety? How will Joe’s accuracy be affected when one of those intruders returns fire? How many rounds does the average citizen need when being confronted by 2 or 3 intruders? I guess we all should learn to re-load those 10 round “clips” quickly.

The accuracy equation is compounded by stopping power. Have you ever heard the phrase “double tap?” It originated from the British Special Air Services, one of the most elite Special Forces units in the world. You see, our cousins from across the pond found that their 9mm weapons often failed to disable the average bad guy with a single shot. They learned this lesson the hard way, and thus adapted their training to fire twice in quick succession. What many people don’t realize is that handguns commonly don’t stop a threat with a single shot. A frightened homeowner has a far better chance of successfully defending his family with a rifle – one that has a lot of bullets.

Even if you aren’t worried about stopping an attacker, there are still a lot of very valid reasons for owning a high capacity weapon.

I’m unsure what the farmers in rural NY are going to do when the feral hog epidemic finally reaches their state. According to Mississippi State University, these pests already inflict 1.6 billion dollars’ worth of damage to farms, ranches, forests and parks annually. They are spreading rapidly. In the south, we’ve been fighting them for years, mostly with high capacity magazines in military style weapons – and we’re losing the war. Wild pigs aren’t like deer – you don’t just shoot one for sport. These aren’t cute little potbellied porkers released into the wild. We are talking about swine that are extremely aggressive, can weigh north of 150 pounds, and sport razor-sharp, bacteria-infested tusks. You have to eradicate the entire herd (normally 10-20 animals), which requires a lot of bullets. They scatter at the first shot, and adults can run with a horse. Most feral herds I’ve seen would snicker at seven rounds.

Both sides of this debate should also consider the tens of thousands of private professionals who play a vital role in the security of our great nation. These folks aren’t police officers or associated with any government agency. Yet they guard nuclear facilities, federal institutions and even parts of the United Nations. I guess in New York they’ll be restricted to carrying a 6-shot revolver? You know, extremists watch cable news, too. And you can bet that your average terrorist already knows security at nuclear power plants is private, and with the new legislation, they can’t have more than seven rounds in their weapons. It wouldn’t surprise me if some enterprising lunatic just established the nuclear power plants operating in the state of NY as a higher priority on his target list.

What about the tens of thousands of private military contractors who serve our country? These professionals work for the Department of Defense, Department of State and dozens of other federal agencies. The incident at Benghazi, Libya has been in the headlines lately. Ambassador Chris Stevens and three other Americans lost their lives in a terrorist attack there on September 11, 2012. Two of the four men killed that day were private military contractors. During 2012, more private contractors were killed in Afghanistan than U.S. military personnel.

These patriotic Americans are typically required to purchase their own individual weapons and are responsible for their own training. They hold no law enforcement license – they are just private Joes who happen to carry a rifle for a living. They work in some of the most dangerous places on earth, faraway lands where our government and corporations need them. They must own and use high capacity weapons in order to train for their job. I, for one, appreciate their help as more of our sons and daughters serving in the military would be at risk if not for these individuals.

Speaking of education, I need to point out the vast firearms training infrastructure that exists in the United States. Hundreds of private facilities, employing thousands of professional instructors, train and educate our military and law enforcement personnel every day. The average person probably isn’t aware of these institutions because they rarely have accidents or generate newsworthy events.

These private businesses train police departments, domestic and foreign military, and even employees of federal agencies. It will come as surprise to many, but the U.S. military doesn’t have the budget or facilities to train all of our troops. The Pentagon contracts out some of this work to private firms, such as Gunsight in Arizona, CSAT in Texas, or ACADEMI in North Carolina. The list could go on and on.

Unless you live in a major metropolitan area, chances are your local law enforcement officers were trained at a similar private facility. A small town or rural county can’t afford its own dedicated location and instructors – they save your tax money by using private enterprise. When we call 911, we expect a well-trained, competent professional to answer the call. No one wants Barney Fife rolling up, nervously trying to pull a single bullet from his breast pocket. These instructors are often required to own and maintain their own firearms and skills. Don't we all want the very best for our first responders?
So when someone makes the statement, “There’s no good reason why anyone needs a high capacity, semi-automatic firearm,” they are simply wrong.

Joe Nobody is the best-selling author of several books addressing self-reliance and defense. In addition to his popular instruction guides, the fiction series Holding Their Own is a favorite among preppers. You can find all of Joe’s works on Amazon, Barnes and Noble, ITunes and other outlets, or visit www.holdingyourground.com.

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Product Review - Zebra Light


Our family has a thing for flashlights.  We have lived for over 12 years in a shop that was never intended to be a house and consequently is very poorly lit.  In addition to our poor lighting situation, we have after-thought, off-grid power, which makes finding a light switch in the middle of the night a challenging proposition.  Due to these little quirks, along with the fact that we have no outside lights and frequently have to start the generator in the dead of night, we have a constant need for quality flashlights.

Over the years we have tried them all.  Mag Lights, Surefire's and Streamlight's have all graced our home.  We have used rechargeable flashlights, LED flashlights and wind-up flashlights.  And one by one, they have all died - some by trauma and others by attrition, but none have withstood the rigors of off-grid, everyday extreme use.

Not too long ago, our friend, Joe Nobody, sent a product review for us to post on our blog.  He had field tested (for many years) the Streamlight Sidewinder and had nothing but good things to say about it.  Sir Knight ordered one (and is the process of field testing it - under extreme duty, of course) and he couldn't be happier, however, he was still in the market for a top notch headlamp.

Although flashlights are handy, more often than not we need the ability to be "hands free" while completing our tasks.  Having looked high and low for a rugged, high quality, durable headlamp that took AA batteries (our group standard) we had concluded that such a thing didn't exist and we would have to lower our expectations.  But then, we found the Zebra Light.

After digging through pages of internet nonsense, Sir Knight came across the Zebra Light (Model H51 Headlamp) and thought it looked promising.  He read every review he could find and came to the conclusion that the Zebra Light met or exceeded all of our requirement with the exception of two....1st - it is made in China - this is very distressing, and 2nd - it is cost prohibitive.

Realizing that we did indeed NEED a headlamp (it is nothing less than a tool for our family), Sir Knight decided to blow the big bucks and make an investment in the Zebra Light.  Wow!  To say that it met all of our expectations would be an understatement.  Not only did the Zebra light meet our expectations - it exceeded them!
Side-by-side comparison with Surefire 6v LED flashlight (both with fresh batteries)
The Surefire is on the left with the Zebra Light on the right

Compact size and sturdy construction
The Zebra Light uses cutting edge LED technology (I don't know how this is different from "regular" LED's, but I can tell you that it is REALLY bright!) and runs on....WAIT FOR IT....1 AA battery!  It has 3 settings - low, medium and high, and those setting are adjustable (with two settings each).  When running on the low setting, it will run for 16 DAYS (on 1 AA battery!) and on high it runs for .9 hours.  The body is made out of anodized aluminum and the cap has an o-ring seal (making it water resistant) and the fit and finish is perfect.  In reality, this headlamp is really just a flashlight that has a headband attachment, making it incredibly versatile.  The Zebra Light System comes with the light, spare o-rings (for the cap), the headband and two rubber holders to attach the light to the headband - one black and one glow-in-the-dark (Sir Knight thinks that the glow-in-the-dark attachment (worn directly in the middle of your forehead) may be a tactically bad idea).  There is a removable clip (that is attached to the light) that can be woven into any knit stocking cap, through a button hole, through two slits cut into a ball cap or clipped onto your molle gear making it highly practical in any situation.  It is important to note that if you back the tail-cap off 1/4 of a turn, it will not accidentally turn on in your pack or your pocket, forestalling an unpleasant surprise when illumination is required.

The offending glow-in-the-dark option
Pertinent Zebra Light Information:


  • Light Output
    • High:         H1 200 Lm (0.9 hrs)   or    H2  100 Lm (2.4 hrs) / 140 Lm (1.7 hrs) / 4Hz Strobe

    • Medium:    M1  30 Lm (8 hrs)    or    M2      Lm (26 hrs)

    • Low:         L1   2.Lm (3 days)   or    L2   0.2 Lm (16 days)

    • Light output are out the front (OTF) values. Run time tests are done using Sanyo 2000mAh Eneloop AA batteries.


Other than the price we LOVE this light.  It has proven to be rugged, useful and highly reliable.  If you NEED an extreme use flashlight, the Zebra Light is the one for you!




Sunday, October 7, 2012

Product Review - Guest Post

As I have mentioned before, I have a love/hate relationship with one Mr. Joe Nobody.  When Sir Knight reads his books, I end up carrying a 25# pack on my daily hikes.  When Mr. Nobody recommends gear, it ends up strapped to my 1st line gear.  To be sure, these are good things, however, when my calves are screaming as I scramble up a hill out of the woods, due to the extra 25# I am carrying, you can be certain that I am mumbling something about Joe Nobody under my breath.

And so, I present you with a product review written by none other than Joe Nobody himself.  And if you were wondering, yes, this flashlight is now attached to Sir Knights first line gear (thanks a lot Joe!).


Five years with a Sidewinder
Back in 2007, while kicking back with an Army Times magazine, I noticed an article that featured their choices for the best products of the year. One of the winners was a unique-looking flashlight, manufactured by Streamlight, and branded the Sidewinder (like the snake).

Now for a lot of the fellas, a new flashlight can be one of those testosterone-influenced impulse purchases, like pocketknives, tools, and MOLLE pouches. I happen to suffer from this affliction on occasion.

I just had to have one and forked over $60 or so. It has been one of the best investments I’ve ever made. I purchased the light for tactical purposes, but I believe it to be one of the finest torches available for the prepper as well.

All of the basics are covered by the Sidewinder. It’s waterproof, shockproof, clips or attaches to just about anything, and has a rotating head for aiming, thus offering hands-free operation. The lens cover is described on the Steamlight website as “indestructible.”

The light is generated by LED bulbs, so battery life is good. My model also generates infrared, red and blue light. Red light doesn’t degrade the human eye’s natural night vision, which can be important for anyone trying to operate in low light conditions. The infrared bulb is used with my PVS-14 night vision monocle in extreme low light situations.

Everything about this unit is built for low light usage. The battery cap is tethered, so you won’t drop it in knee-high weeds at zero-dark-thirty. When installing fresh batteries, the positive/negative indicators are raised so you can feel them with your finger.

The on and off button also serves as the dimmer switch and is large enough to engage while wearing gloves. This critical control is recessed, making it difficult to accidentally turn on – something that might get you killed in certain situations.

My Sidewinder has been through 120-degree desert heat and subzero cold. It has been beaten against rocks and survived sand storms, a blizzard and numerous rainstorms.
Mine uses AA batteries, which are common with several other electronic devices in my kit. My Aimpoint optic, PVS-14 and laser rangefinder all use these same power cells. I have a small, roll-up solar battery charger that will recharge this size battery in a few hours on a sunny day.

About the only drawback I can find with the Sidewinder is its brightness. It produces only a 20 lumen white light. While that has served me just fine in the field, I know some people like a little more juice. The IR bulb is a great additional to the night vision and won’t act like a big neon sign pointing back at you (unless the threat has night vision as well). The blue light can be used to signal, and all of the colors can be set to strobe. 

Streamlight now makes a compact version of this same flashlight, and both models come in a variety of colors. You also have a few options for the different color output, like green. So the next time you need a good torch that serves multiple roles and is a rugged piece of kit, I don’t see how you can go wrong with Sidewinder.

Joe Nobody is the author of several best-selling survival and firearms training books, as well as the popular fiction series “Holding Their Ground.” He is a rather opinionated prepper and received no compensation for this endorsement.




Wednesday, August 29, 2012

"Shootist" is a Go



For those of you who have been waiting with bated breath, the wait is over!   "The Home Schooled Shootist:  Training to Fight with a Carbine", Joe Nobody's latest offering, is now available on Amazon.  For those of you who's weapon of choice is an AR-15 or any other carbine, this is the book for you.

You can order the book or view the updated video.




Wednesday, August 8, 2012

The Home Schooled Shootist

I'm so excited - Joe Nobody has a new book coming out called "The Home Schooled Shootist:  Training to Fight with a Carbine".  This time, he tried something new and shot a video featuring a number of the shooting exercises he explains in his book.  What a great idea!  It gives you an idea of what the book will cover and a real life view of how the exercise should be executed.

If you have a carbine of any configuration you should check out Joe's video - just the 2 minute segment will challenge your shooting ability.  I'll keep you posted on the release date of "The Home Schooled Shootist" so that you can add it to your preparedness/self-defense library.

Thursday, July 12, 2012

And the Winner is.....

The winner for our latest Joe Nobody book giveaway is Missy.  She was entrant number 38 and that is the number our random number generator chose for our contest winner.  Missy, shoot me you mailing information and book choice and I will see to it that Mr. Nobody gets it - he'll get a book to you soon.

Also, we have an Editor's Choice winner.  Sir Knight and I read the entry's and choose one to receive a copy of "The Prepared Family Guide to Uncommon Diseases".  This months winner is.....Able.  Able, send me your information and I will get a book in the mail to you.

Thank you - every one, who entered the contest.  We loved seeing your ideas.  

Meet here again next month!

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Contest/Give Away - It's TEOTWAWKI and I'm bugging out....


It is time once again for a Joe Nobody book giveaway!  We will run this giveaway for 1 week, beginning today and ending on Tuesday, July 10th.  The winner can choose any Joe Nobody book and it will be signed by the author and shipped to the winners door!

This month, we will be playing our favorite road game.  I have described the game below and all you need to do to enter is tell us what you would take when you bug out (if you can't think of anything to take, just give us your name - it can be a cyber space name -  and we will enter you in the giveaway).  The editor's choice winner will receive the consolation prize of "The Prepared Family Guide to Uncommon Diseases".  Here goes...


It's TEOTWAWKI and I'm bugging out and I'm taking with me....

So, when our family takes road trips, we play the traditional road games like every other American family, only ours have a slight twist.

Our favorite game is a memory game based on "I'm going to Grandma's house and I'm taking with me....".  The game is played by saying what you would take to grandma's house and then the next person says what you would take and what they would take and so on and so on.  You have to remember everything that everyone would take.  One by one, people drop off, as they forget what someone said they were going to take to grandma's house.  The last man (or child) standing is victorious.


Thinking that game a little too boring for our family, we updated the game.  In our version, rather than going to grandma's house, we are bugging out in the aftermath of total societal collapse.  Our game goes something like this....

Sir Knight:  "I'm bugging out and I'm taking with me my First Line Gear".

Enola:  "I'm bugging out and I'm taking with me my First Line Gear and my AR-15".

Maid Elizabeth:  "I'm bugging out and I'm taking with me, my First Line Gear, my AR-15 and my CAT Tourniquet".

Master Hand Grenade:  "I'm bugging out and I'm taking with me my First Line Gear, my AR-15, my CAT Tourniquet and  my MRE's".

Miss Serenity:  "I'm bugging out and I'm taking with me my First Line Gear, my AR-15, my CAT Tourniquet, my MRE's, and my Boonie hat".

Princess Dragon Snack:  "I'm bugging out and I'm taking with me my First Line Gear, my AR-15, my CAT Tourniquet, my MRE's, my Boonie hat and my pink back pack".

Master Calvin:  "I'm bugging out and I'm taking with me my First Line Gear, my AR-15, my CAT Tourniquet, my MRE's, my Boonie hat, my pink back pack and my "niper rifle".

Let us know what you would take when you bug out (although, really, none of want to become refugees - maybe we should be bugging in!).

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Survival Net - Expedient Hide/Blind


Apparently Joe Nobody knew what he was talking about when he said that a survival net was an indispensable survival tool.  As I mentioned in an earlier post, we field tested the survival net by using it to string up a hammock in our woods.  The only equipment that was required, other than the netting, was a few lengths of paracord and a multi-tool (to help loosen the knots after using the hammock).  The hammock worked so well that we decided to put the netting to the test in yet another survival application.

Realizing that a hide or a blind may be of paramount importance in any number of survival situations, we decided to see how the netting would perform in that capacity.  First, Master Hand Grenade located a likely place to construct the hide.  He chose a well traveled path that was sure to see a lot of traffic so that he could determine if the hide was truly effective.

After using paracord to secure the netting between two trees (the netting was placed at about eye level), Master Hand Grenade went about finding local foliage to weave into the netting to create an almost invisible blind.  It took awhile to gather enough materials to adequately  fill in the net, and Master Hand Grenade had to be careful to go far enough into the woods to cut branches and twigs, so that there weren't fresh cut marks near the hide.

Tying the net off to the tree
The back side of the hide

Twenty minutes after this venture began, an intruder found her way onto the path.  Miss Serenity took her motorcycle to the woods to locate her dad and brother.  She took the path most often traveled looking for signs of activity.  Seeing none, she made her way up the hill, and then, out of no where, Sir Knight and Master Hand Grenade scrambled out from their hide!  It was a complete success.  Miss Serenity hadn't seen a thing.

Can you see the hide?
How about now?
Invading forces
The survival net hide
Again the survival net proved to be invaluable.  Not only did it make an adequate emergency hammock it also provided top notch concealment.  At this point, I can say with some authority that every kit or bug out bag is not complete without a survival net.  As much as I don't want to consider the fact that we may need concealment from our fellow man, I can tell you that if we do, I want my survival net at the ready.

Sunday, June 17, 2012

Survival Net 101



Required for this exercise

  • First line gear (your "kit" should include rifle, knife, ammo, magazines, water - Camelbak or bladder, medical kit, radio, secondary weapon - pistol with extra mags, dump pouch with 550 cord, power bars or beef jerky, other items appropriate for your area).  Note:  Sir Knight's first line gear weighs 20 pounds and Master Hand Grenade's weighs 18 pounds.
  • Second line gear (3 day pack or equivalent, extra food, survival net, poncho and liner, extra 550 cord, multi-tool)  NOTE:  the 2nd line gear is mission dependent.  The items you put in this kit will depend on your purpose or mission.  Note:  Sir Knight's second line gear weighs 29 pounds and Master Hand Grenade's weighs 25 pounds.
  • Location to perform drill - preferably private property (doing this in the state park may raise some eyebrows and perhaps your local SWAT team).
Time
Without any practice and having never done this before, we were able to set up the hammock and the shelter in less than 30 minutes.  Take down time was approximately 10 minutes.  This time included securing the 550 cord and removing all of the knots, getting everything back in the pouches and getting ready to roll.  This time (both set up and take down) could easily be halved with practice.  

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After reading Joe Nobody's Without Rule of Law, Sir Knight was inspired to make some changes in our survival gear.  One thing in particular peaked Sir Knight's interest - the survival net.  According to Mr. Nobody, the survival net is an integral part of your kit, regardless of whether you are planning on bugging out or just making your way home when the roads of are closed.

Over the course of the past couple of months, Sir Knight and Master Hand Grenade have been refining their 1st, 2nd and 3rd line kits, trying to determine required equipment for every situation.  After squaring away most of their other gear, my guys decided that the time had come to try the survival nets and determine if they really were as necessary as Joe Nobody had indicated.

Off to the woods we went, 1st and 2nd line gear in tow.  Our plan was to put the survival net into service as a field expedient hammock.  We located a likely position to set up camp and proceeded to deploy our survival net as a hammock.  The first thing we noticed was that  once in place (secured to the tree with 550 cord) the hammock had a huge amount of give in it.  We had to hang the hammock high in the tree to keep us from hitting the ground when we positioned ourselves to rest.  Rather than leaving a significant amount of slack in the cord, we snubbed it rather tightly to the tree.  I have to say, the hammock was by far more comfortable than the ground!  Now, for you young bucks, the ground may be just fine, but the older you get the harder the ground becomes!  When you are in a survival situation, you would be very well served by a good nights sleep, making the hammock a much better option that the cold, hard ground.

Securing the area
Can you spot the Hand Grenade?
After hanging the hammock, we pulled out a military issue poncho to create a sun/rain shield over the top of the hammock.  This was slick.  Using the long ends of the paracord (550 cord) we tied two corners of the hammock to the tree, long way, instantly providing cover.  Using rope, we secured the other two corners to sticks (instead of tent pegs - we will be adding tent pegs to our second line gear) so the sides of the poncho would spread out, providing more coverage.  Not only was the person in the hammock well covered, there was room under the poncho to store gear, keeping it close at hand and out of the weather.  Military ponchos are essential, with the shell providing shelter and the liner providing an instant blanket.

Ditching gear
Preparing to set up camp
Deploying the survival net

Gathering the end of the net
Paracord (550 cord)
Beginning the knot
Finishing up (you will need one of these knots on both ends)
Next, tie a loop and make a slip knot, put that knot over the whipped 550 cord so that it will "bite"




Ahhhh!
There are no rocks in this hammock!
Sir Knight yarding himself out of his hammock
Retrieving a poncho and liner
Tying the poncho cover to the tail of the hammock line

Securing the sides
Tying the rope to sticks (tent stakes)
Bivouac in comfort and style
Notice the poncho liner being used as a blanket

Breaking camp


Our hat is off to Joe Nobody.  He couldn't be more correct - the survival net is an absolute must have item.  Not only does it provide practically instant sleeping accommodations it also has innumerable other uses.  The survival net can be used for:

  • Making a Ghillie Cloak/Hide
  • Fishing Net
  • Makeshift Litter/Stretcher
  • Looter's Bag
  • Climbing Tool
  • Trap
  • Emergency Shelter
  • Emergency Coat or Blanket
  • Door or Window Security
  • Cargo Net
Survival nets are easy to acquire (we bought ours from Old Grouch Surplus).   They are inexpensive, making them attainable for every member of your group.  Another option is making your own using old fish netting.  These really are worth having.  In fact, you should never leave home without one.  

Remember, there is wisdom in not just acquiring gear, but putting it into service.  An emergency situation is no time to learn that your gear doesn't work or doesn't fit.  Now is the time to hang your hammock, string up your poncho and try wearing your 2nd line gear over the top of your 1st line gear.  Put your kit and your skills to the test now so that you can depend upon them later.  Put into practice your own Survival 101.

Sunday, June 10, 2012

And the Winner is.....


We have an official winner for the Joe Nobody book giveaway!  Using a random number generator, we came up with a number between 1 and 57 (the number of entries) and award that entry the winner.  And so, without further adieu...the winner is:

ILPrep4

Just shoot me an email with your name and address (along with your choice of book) and I will get that information to Mr. Nobody, who in turn get your book to you.  Wasn't this fun?!

Just for fun, Sir Knight and I chose an "Editor's Choice" prizewinner.  We chose our favorite saying (although this was a challenge, as there were so many great ones) and would like to award that person with a copy of "The Prepared Family Guide to Uncommon Diseases", signed, of course.  The Editor's Choice winner is....


You might be married to Burt if your husband routinely responds with... I'm just doing what I can... with what I got!


By the way, Sir Knight and I laughed our way through all of your entries.  Here are your "Burtisms".....

You Might be Married to Burt if....


  • if your dental floss is made from paracord
  • You might be married to Burt if your husband is talking of putting armor plating on the windows of his M109A3 and adding a Gatilin Gun to the top of it (Help! I married a burt!)
  • You Might be Married to Burt if your hubby buys you a sweet little .357 for your Birthday.

    You Might be Married to Burt if your hubby wants some alone time with you, Oh and make sure your bring your .357.
  • You might be married to Burt if he gives you a revolver as a wedding gift. You know you're married to Burt when he gives you a custom AR for your 25th anniversary.
    Gotta love a man like that ;-)
  • you might be married to burt...If he mows the lawn in the dark using night vision
  • You might be married to Burt...If he had you obtain your ham license.
  • You might be married to burt if...He has large trees identified to block roads
  • You might be married to Burt if...He has 85 one gallon cans of coleman fuel stashed in the shed.
  • You might be married to Burt if he has...Paratusfamiliablog saved in his favorites.
  • You might be married to Burt if....He moved you to the hills of a place called Estacada
  • You might be married to Burt if...He parks his truck backed into the driveway so he can use his remote to turn the headlights on as a security light
  • You might be married to Burt if...He landscaped your yard to be tactically advantageous
  • You know your married to Burt when he is teaching his 72 year old mother how to properly operate an AK-47. He also buys her "Bullets and Booze" (wine and 22 Magnum rounds) for mothers day.
  • You might be married to Burt if...
    Your husband has cannon fuse... for his cannon
  • You might be married to Burt if.....

    A good Father's Day requires C4 or someting else that goes boom
  • Your might be married to Burt if.....

    Your husband wants to buy everyone in the family matching AR15's....
  • ...If you both refer as the brass for reloading/recycling as the "nest egg".
    ...if you can make coffee and breakfast just how he likes it, no matter the heat source.
    ...if it's only because of your undying love for him that you'll let him show his friends your HK-91.
  • you might be married to Burt if "lockin' up the house" for the night takes longer than YOU do to get ready for "bed".
  • You might be married to Burt if your husband always carries his Sig P220...in the house
  • You might be married to Burt if your reloading bench is neater than the kitchen.

    (Remember in the movie they showed the reloading bench and it was perfect. The tumbler was what drew the critter in)
  • You might be married to Burt if he offers to extend your bedroom closet, so that you can keep your guns seperate from his
  • You might be married to Burt if your husband routinely responds with... I'm just doing what I can... with what I got!
  • You might be married to Burt if you have to cook dinner in your first line gear to "see how comfortable it is"! 
  • You might be married to Bert if the spam cans don't have spam in them. And are from Russia
  • You might be married to Burt if he has played a terminator video game at a game place and says he needs one of the machine guns for his collection!
  • You might be married to Burt if he has an electric back up to the gas stove and oven (and the generator to run them) AND a propane grill AND a charcoal grill AND a Coleman stove.

    Oh heck... I am becoming Burt (I like to eat....)
  • Oh, and you might be married to Burt if he purchased and read "Holding Your Ground" after seeing it recommended on Paratus Familia...
  • You might be married to Burt if he remodeled the whole house with secret compartments
  • You might be married to Burt if... "fixing" the collapsing retaining wall of your driveway actually means renting a front-end loader, digging out under the garage and building a "safe-room" with 12-inch concrete walls and ceiling... oh yeah, and fixing the retaining wall...

    Or, you might be married to Burt if his idea of a romantic gift is a necklace he bought at a gun show, made out of a spent 9mm casing. (It's actually quite beautiful! 
  • You might BE Burt if your wife continually asks "Do you really need another gun?"

    You might also BE Burt if your first thought when going into a new restaurant is "Where are my escape routs" instead of what you're going to have for dinner.

    Sorry, I must admit to holding Burt as one of my prepping icons. So I can't really say what it would be like to be married to Burt as I am a Burt wanna be
  • You might be married to Burt if your husband says "one is none, two is one, and ten is . . . a nice start!"
  • You might be married to Burt if: instead of vacations you spend your money on, food, ammo, hand operated appliances, seeds and guns. You might be married to Burt if your idea of a intimate get away is spending time in your 10,000 Sqft potato plot.
  • i might be married to burt if:
    he bought himself 2 new hound hunting dogs and bought me a can opener. hand style.
  • you might be married to Burt if upon entering a large city your remarks that "we haven't mounted any machine guns on the car yet, we should do that soon" 
  • You might be married to Burt if you have three children because two is one and one is none.
  • You Might be Married to Burt if....

    Your husband thinks a .50 cal. is a nice "Carry Piece"

    No, at 75lbs, a 50 cal is a little too heavy for me to use as a "walk about" weapon, but... nice to have set up to greet the uninvited.

    Your husband reminds you that "plastic is NOT an oxygen barrier"

    Of course not, that's why it can be used for field dressings, and is okay to use for an "expedient shelter" from "some" stuff. Need good duct tape too.

    When looking at real estate, your husbands first requirement is "Geographical Isolation"

    MY first requirement is "water" and then the direction of prevailing winds; geographical isolation is not in the top ten. It is number 11.

    Your husband asks you to keep a supply of "a few household chemicals in proper proportion"

    Never ever buy chlorine bleach in any form except "regular" (it is also the cheapest) Scents and the "gel" non-splashing crap cannot be used for treating water. Every household should have a good supply of diatomaceous earth, lots of uses, keepiing ants and other pests out is only one use.

    Your husbands favorite color is camouflage, followed closely by OD.

    No, that's mine! And with "camo" stick to a pattern that "fits" in your area, nothing is worse than "green woodland" in the desert. Instead of OD, go with what ever color is common for your "dirt."

    Proud FEMALE USAF veteran that learned long ago from the Girl Scouts (before they went PC) to "Be Prepared."
  • You might be married to Burt if, the newly built rec room Cannot be broken into.
  • You might be married to Burt if...he bought you and your daughter matching pink camo AR-15s (and she's only 2)!
  • You might be married to Burt if decorating means deciding where to put the mounted trophies and antlers. Hunting Honey
  • You might be married to Burt if..his favorite suit is a Ghillie
  • you might be married to Burt if Bunker Hill refers to several sites on your property and not he canned stew in your larder
  • you might be married to Burt if Bunker Hill refers to several sites on your property and not he canned stew in your larder
  • You might be married to Burt if 99% of the time the answer is, "just a few household chemicals in the proper proportion" is the answer given every time someone asks how Burt solved that particular problem.
  • You might be married to Burt if your 7,000.00 car (purchased used and capable of running after an EMP hits) sits out in the weather because your garage is now "the shop" where everyone gathers to learn reloading and canning up the venison (since the spare stove is out there).
  • You might be married to Burt if..... your purse doubles as your 72 hour kit.
  • your first child was conceived while water bath canning...........

    your 8 yr old daughter wants you to make her a new nightgown in camo so she can blend in with the scenery............
  • You might be married to Burt if...

    Even your outhouse has parapet walls on it.
  • You might be married to Burt if his blow-out bag contains more tampons than your purse!
And there you have it!  Apparently, I am in good company with my husband "Burt".