tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8294304458677955232.post5208297463565920507..comments2023-10-23T17:44:39.517-07:00Comments on Paratus Familia Blog: Contest/Give-Away....Our First!!!!Enola Gayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12719123975236426938noreply@blogger.comBlogger58125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8294304458677955232.post-49454957999303002692012-06-11T18:23:27.598-07:002012-06-11T18:23:27.598-07:00I notice this comment in the contest winner announ...I notice this comment in the contest winner announcement.<br />"your 8 yr old duaghter wants yo to make her a new nightgown in camo so she can blend in with the scenery." <br />Glad you like my comment in a different posting. Please give credit were credit is due.<br />Copying is a form of flattery, but again, please don't present other people ideas and words as your own.Stuck in CAnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8294304458677955232.post-24884972638811186422012-06-09T16:37:58.431-07:002012-06-09T16:37:58.431-07:00You might be married to Burt if his blow-out bag c...You might be married to Burt if his blow-out bag contains more tampons than your purse!Rich Arland, K7SZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11548921505413893990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8294304458677955232.post-22392960771031190952012-06-09T14:45:38.834-07:002012-06-09T14:45:38.834-07:00You might be married to Burt if...
Even your outh...You might be married to Burt if...<br /><br />Even your outhouse has parapet walls on it.StreamWalkernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8294304458677955232.post-57241179566236880522012-06-07T21:45:23.106-07:002012-06-07T21:45:23.106-07:00your first child was conceived while water bath ca...your first child was conceived while water bath canning...........<br /><br />your 8 yr old daughter wants you to make her a new nightgown in camo so she can blend in with the scenery............<br /><br />Really I wanted to enter the contest for the Joe Nobody books but didn't have any of the other logins required. My choice would be "holding their own".<br /><br />Have fun with the contest...............<br /><br /><br />Jim<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br />Bacon is meat candy!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8294304458677955232.post-9036382530099840992012-06-06T22:52:20.115-07:002012-06-06T22:52:20.115-07:00You might be married to Burt if..... your purse do...You might be married to Burt if..... your purse doubles as your 72 hour kit.KK4DGIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13886400852528122801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8294304458677955232.post-55841178040659791152012-06-06T16:16:13.539-07:002012-06-06T16:16:13.539-07:00You might be married to Burt if your 7,000.00 car ...You might be married to Burt if your 7,000.00 car (purchased used and capable of running after an EMP hits) sits out in the weather because your garage is now "the shop" where everyone gathers to learn reloading and canning up the venison (since the spare stove is out there).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8294304458677955232.post-60218461846261330972012-06-06T12:30:52.497-07:002012-06-06T12:30:52.497-07:00You might be married to Burt if 99% of the time th...You might be married to Burt if 99% of the time the answer is, "just a few household chemicals in the proper proportion" is the answer given every time someone asks how Burt solved that particular problem.chewspamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13006882167949847200noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8294304458677955232.post-81999080110599998392012-06-06T12:29:34.881-07:002012-06-06T12:29:34.881-07:00You might be married to Burt if hearing, "han...You might be married to Burt if hearing, "hand me that elephant gun over there" doesn't phase you.chewspamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13006882167949847200noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8294304458677955232.post-61374718897945444032012-06-06T09:13:40.147-07:002012-06-06T09:13:40.147-07:00rainman & canyon
you might be married to Burt...rainman & canyon<br /><br />you might be married to Burt if Bunker Hill refers to several sites on your property and not he canned stew in your larderAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8294304458677955232.post-47154312842002997172012-06-05T23:58:10.412-07:002012-06-05T23:58:10.412-07:00I am not married to anyone but I still would like ...I am not married to anyone but I still would like to enter your give-away. I have not heard of your character...don't know if it was from a book or movie!bibleauntiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16029914497046867472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8294304458677955232.post-76510940355879939032012-06-05T23:56:14.848-07:002012-06-05T23:56:14.848-07:00I am not married to anyone but would love to enter...I am not married to anyone but would love to enter your give-away...have never heard of the aforementioned movie/book/whateverbibleauntiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16029914497046867472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8294304458677955232.post-30023654820873523642012-06-05T21:07:44.751-07:002012-06-05T21:07:44.751-07:00You might be married to Burt if..his favorite suit...You might be married to Burt if..his favorite suit is a GhillieAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8294304458677955232.post-17984277332445023882012-06-05T19:17:12.887-07:002012-06-05T19:17:12.887-07:00You might be married to Burt if decorating means d...You might be married to Burt if decorating means deciding where to put the mounted trophies and antlers. Hunting HoneyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8294304458677955232.post-53022267328183871362012-06-05T11:34:58.690-07:002012-06-05T11:34:58.690-07:00You might be married to Burt if...he bought you an...You might be married to Burt if...he bought you and your daughter matching pink camo AR-15s (and she's only 2)!Alinna B.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8294304458677955232.post-15120761669638541792012-06-05T08:17:30.668-07:002012-06-05T08:17:30.668-07:00You might be married to Burt if, the newly built r...You might be married to Burt if, the newly built rec room Cannot be broken into.tea4too0https://www.blogger.com/profile/05251675779916407907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8294304458677955232.post-57622693292327170572012-06-04T21:38:13.610-07:002012-06-04T21:38:13.610-07:00You Might be Married to Burt if....
Your husb...You Might be Married to Burt if....<br /><br /> Your husband thinks a .50 cal. is a nice "Carry Piece"<br /><br />No, at 75lbs, a 50 cal is a little too heavy for me to use as a "walk about" weapon, but... nice to have set up to greet the uninvited.<br /><br /> Your husband reminds you that "plastic is NOT an oxygen barrier"<br /><br />Of course not, that's why it can be used for field dressings, and is okay to use for an "expedient shelter" from "some" stuff. Need good duct tape too.<br /><br /> When looking at real estate, your husbands first requirement is "Geographical Isolation"<br /><br />MY first requirement is "water" and then the direction of prevailing winds; geographical isolation is not in the top ten. It is number 11.<br /><br /> Your husband asks you to keep a supply of "a few household chemicals in proper proportion"<br /><br />Never ever buy chlorine bleach in any form except "regular" (it is also the cheapest) Scents and the "gel" non-splashing crap cannot be used for treating water. Every household should have a good supply of diatomaceous earth, lots of uses, keepiing ants and other pests out is only one use.<br /><br /> Your husbands favorite color is camouflage, followed closely by OD.<br /><br />No, that's mine! And with "camo" stick to a pattern that "fits" in your area, nothing is worse than "green woodland" in the desert. Instead of OD, go with what ever color is common for your "dirt." <br /><br />Proud FEMALE USAF veteran that learned long ago from the Girl Scouts (before they went PC) to "Be Prepared."BuckeyeSandyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11887248816391317117noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8294304458677955232.post-22917500834920063772012-06-04T17:39:35.763-07:002012-06-04T17:39:35.763-07:00You might be married to Burt if you have three chi...You might be married to Burt if you have three children because two is one and one is none.bacurohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17833708317267837846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8294304458677955232.post-40210479068749037502012-06-04T14:07:04.609-07:002012-06-04T14:07:04.609-07:00you might be married to Burt if upon entering a la...you might be married to Burt if upon entering a large city your remarks that "we haven't mounted any machine guns on the car yet, we should do that soon" That actually happened to me this last weekendNicholehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07282535679714980029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8294304458677955232.post-44636329169963788052012-06-04T13:20:56.306-07:002012-06-04T13:20:56.306-07:00i might be married to burt if:
he bought himself 2...i might be married to burt if:<br />he bought himself 2 new hound hunting dogs and bought me a can opener. hand style.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8294304458677955232.post-22269716932211566062012-06-04T09:57:57.114-07:002012-06-04T09:57:57.114-07:00You might be married to Burt if: instead of vacati...You might be married to Burt if: instead of vacations you spend your money on, food, ammo, hand operated appliances, seeds and guns. You might be married to Burt if your idea of a intimate get away is spending time in your 10,000 Sqft potato plot.Jhandrocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8294304458677955232.post-2240470199334523372012-06-04T09:51:30.809-07:002012-06-04T09:51:30.809-07:00You might be married to Burt if your husband says ...You might be married to Burt if your husband says "one is none, two is one, and ten is . . . a nice start!"steve_in_NCnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8294304458677955232.post-81758043522190674542012-06-04T08:55:37.429-07:002012-06-04T08:55:37.429-07:00Hmm... I'm not familiar with Tremors, but it s...Hmm... I'm not familiar with Tremors, but it sounds like I need to be! I liked the one about putting geographical isolation on the top of your "must haves" for a house - we did!Jamiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14749612769351728802noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8294304458677955232.post-42665091339348607512012-06-04T08:34:13.013-07:002012-06-04T08:34:13.013-07:00You might BE Burt if your wife continually asks &q...You might BE Burt if your wife continually asks "Do you really need another gun?"<br /><br />You might also BE Burt if your first thought when going into a new restaurant is "Where are my escape routs" instead of what you're going to have for dinner.<br /><br />Sorry, I must admit to holding Burt as one of my prepping icons. So I can't really say what it would be like to be married to Burt as I am a Burt wanna be. :)SeanBnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8294304458677955232.post-67788409815112895762012-06-04T08:32:32.215-07:002012-06-04T08:32:32.215-07:00Well I don't know what "tremors" is ...Well I don't know what "tremors" is but my husbands favorite color IS camo!!... and i realy want to win one of Joe Nobodys books!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8294304458677955232.post-13173953990986206412012-06-04T06:12:57.946-07:002012-06-04T06:12:57.946-07:00You might be married to Burt if... "fixing&q...You might be married to Burt if... "fixing" the collapsing retaining wall of your driveway actually means renting a front-end loader, digging out under the garage and building a "safe-room" with 12-inch concrete walls and ceiling... oh yeah, and fixing the retaining wall...<br /><br />Or, you might be married to Burt if his idea of a romantic gift is a necklace he bought at a gun show, made out of a spent 9mm casing. (It's actually quite beautiful! Here's a picture: http://www.etsy.com/listing/97273270/bullet-jewelry-9mm-flower?ref=sr_gallery_31&ga_search_query=bullet&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_min=0&ga_max=0&ga_search_type=all&ga_category=jewelry&ga_page=2 )KBGmama5noreply@blogger.com